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I know nothing about politics. But I came across this youtube video on my facebook, and I have to say. I've had my head buried up my ostrich.



Okay I know you are laughing. Go ahead, get it out. Are you done? I'm sure I'm not the only one who didn't know about this, or the fact that it's true. At least the conspiracy to make it happen is true. I was so surprised to find out about this, and realize. I should care more about politics. It's my right.




TOP TEN REASONS I DO NOT LIKE THE IDEA OF A NORTH AMERICAN UNION

I waited years to be an adult without parental supervision.There's no way in hell I'm giving my own country (and two other countries) the ability to ground me for a month if I don't behave.

Our minimum wage is more than both the US and Mexico put together. Call me selfish, but (duh) why would I want to share that with anybody?

It took me 12 years to learn my national anthem in French. I'm not changing it now.

The maple leaf is a classic flag. You don't mess with the classics.

I do not want someone turning off my chip, when it takes me forever to turn it on.

I do not want to know what my kids are doing all the time. Some things are best kept a mystery for later in life.

I know they just want our trees. Save our trees! Save our trees! They are pretty!

I do not want to have to explain every five minutes (no my igloo did not melt!)


I am not / never / now / ever / now / never / not going to listen and obey rules set by President Bush! It's bad enough I have to do it with the Liberals.

Finally I will not sing:

Oh North American Union
our home taken away from thee
All because I didn't know
Some assholes didn't tell me
True patriot love
does not mean we will command
we will not fight your war for the bush man
With glowing hearts I see the rise
You want our true north strong not free
Oh North American - Union
Your barking up the wrong tree
God save our land
Keep us glorious and free
From the North American Union
No matter what the fee
bum bum bum
Oh North American Union
I stand on guard from thee!
Ya just can't sing that song. It wouldn't be right.
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OH canada! shame shame shame

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I can't believe Halloween is already here. I won't even begin to talk about the cost of costumes, that's another story for another time. I'm ready though. The kid is going as a vampire, glow in the dark teeth, cape, suit and some bling bling, because you know Dracula liked *pretty things*. And babe is going as a frog prince, too cute.
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