JP ShawMonday in-box: things that make you go mmmmmm
Well today is a down day for me. I haven't written much these past few days, and the weekend I spent in bed because of this horrible cold I have. So on this day, which is rainy and bleak by the way, at least here in Abbey.
I spent most of the day catching up on the clutter in my in-box, and I came across these little hilarities I thought I'd share. I'm not sure which site they came from, but I love things that make me giggle and think at the same time. Enjoy!
If Wiley Coyote had all that money to buy all that Acme Crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Why do people point at their wrist to ask the time, but don't point at their crotch to ask where the bathroom is?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
If a word is not spelled right in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
Why do people sing "take me out to the ballgame" when they are already there?
If our bread is square, why is all our sandwich meat round?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Christmas is weird - what other time of the year do we sit around a dead tree and eat candy and fruit out of a sock?
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
Why are you IN a movie but ON tv?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dogs face he gets mad, but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
Do the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the above two songs? (I admit I did it too shhh I won't tell.)
Why do people point at their wrist to ask the time, but don't point at their crotch to ask where the bathroom is?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
If a word is not spelled right in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
Why do people sing "take me out to the ballgame" when they are already there?
If our bread is square, why is all our sandwich meat round?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Christmas is weird - what other time of the year do we sit around a dead tree and eat candy and fruit out of a sock?
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
Why are you IN a movie but ON tv?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dogs face he gets mad, but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
Do the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the above two songs? (I admit I did it too shhh I won't tell.)
If you have any other "things that make you go mmmm) you'd like to share then tell me below because I'd love to hear them.
