JP Shawhappy hump day: what i think about before i get out of bed
It's Hump Day and you all know what that means. Well technically it's Thursday morning, but Wednesday did happen and I didn't forget. Wednesday is my worry day (HUMP DAY), and on this particular day, while lying in bed before 8 am. I thought about all the things I think about before actually getting up.
Here's what went through my twisted mind.
Hey don't look at me like that. It's Wednesday. I never said my thoughts made any sense.
I can't wait for Friday!
Here's what went through my twisted mind.
Have I fed the cats in the past three days?
Does Jake have on clean underwear for school?
Am I going to eat toast for breakfast?
Should I sleep until noon? (This one is wishing thinking and totally random play.) basically my mind fucking with me.
I need to practice Need 4 Speed Most Wanted so I can kicked my DH's ass.
Which toilet did I clean yesterday? (Upstairs or downstairs?) I actually cleaned neither. My bad.
I'm going to lose at rock, paper, scissors again to DH as babe cries needing his bum changed.
If it's raining does that mean I have to go outside today?
Is Kid Nation on tonight or tomorrow night? (I can never remember this one.)
What am I going to burn for supper tonight?
When was the last time I had sex? (Don't know the answer to that one. DH's memory loss is contagious I think.)
Should I call my mom before 10 am? ( I usually do.)
I'm going to bed earlier tonight. (Yeah right. It's 3:20 in the morning and I'm talking to you.)
Does Jake have on clean underwear for school?
Am I going to eat toast for breakfast?
Should I sleep until noon? (This one is wishing thinking and totally random play.) basically my mind fucking with me.
I need to practice Need 4 Speed Most Wanted so I can kicked my DH's ass.
Which toilet did I clean yesterday? (Upstairs or downstairs?) I actually cleaned neither. My bad.
I'm going to lose at rock, paper, scissors again to DH as babe cries needing his bum changed.
If it's raining does that mean I have to go outside today?
Is Kid Nation on tonight or tomorrow night? (I can never remember this one.)
What am I going to burn for supper tonight?
When was the last time I had sex? (Don't know the answer to that one. DH's memory loss is contagious I think.)
Should I call my mom before 10 am? ( I usually do.)
I'm going to bed earlier tonight. (Yeah right. It's 3:20 in the morning and I'm talking to you.)
Hey don't look at me like that. It's Wednesday. I never said my thoughts made any sense.
I can't wait for Friday!
