Eating a bowl of Reese's chocolate puff cereal after all the kids are in bed, and then blaming DH when it's all gone and the kids ask why

McDonald's Bacon Double cheeseburgers, super-size fries with mayo, and a large ice tea with a shit load of ice. (Double Big Mac, Double Quarter Pounder with Double the onions) spells I know, double trouble for my double thighs. Ask me if I care?


Pepsi slurpees from 7eleven at one in the morning, with a big bag of those white soft and chewy popcorn twists in the blue bag with the yellow stripe

Peter Jackson (light) king size cigarettes first thing in the morning (along with) a large glass of Pepsi with ice. I'm the poster girl for what not to teach your kids (health wise) that is

Law and Order, CSI all day marathons on Sundays, Without a Trace, American Justice and old reruns of Nash Bridges. (Cheech Marion) slays me, he really does

Admitting to myself that even if I didn't have kids I would still be hooked on Pixar movies and watch them more than once just because I want to

Veronica Mars and Judging Amy, so much I stay up to watch every night even though I could tape it between 3am and 5am. Beauty sleep is overrated

Wearing flip flop sandals in the winter not because I'm so broke and cannot afford winter boots, but because I love the feeling of having my toes free and open without the constraints of wearing DAMN socks!


Sneaking a drink out my son's sippy cup when nobody is looking, and switching on the musical button just to hear it say "A DRUM GOES LIKE THIS ... BAM BAM BAM"

Admitting how adorable I think it really is that despite he's two and should talk without baby talk, it's just too cute when Tas says "I la la mama mama" I love you too, baby boy

refusing to tell my 30 (AHEM) some odd year old body it's too old to have another baby, go through diapers, enjoy midnight feedings and that I'm happy having all boys and no girls.

Talking on my cell phone when my house phone is right beside me just because I think I look cool

Poutine

Bumping uglies with DH in the middle of the afternoon when the kids are awake and could sneak up on us at anytime with worry after hearing mommy yell "You're my daddy!" I'm old, not dead

Calling my mother after having a fight with DH to bitch and rant about him as though I'm a grade 8 girl complaining about her boyfriend needing to hear ALL MEN SUCK just to make me feel better

Tim Horton's Moca made my way, half hot chocolate, half coffee, a dollop of whip cream, sprinkles of cocoa with irish cream milk

The Ice Capades. Admit it those costumes are cute.

Listening and singing out loud to the Backstreet Boys "I want it that way" while dancing in my living room with a hair brush in my hand as a microphone

Finding no difficulty in choosing the right moment to call DH a YACKLICKINGTOADFUCKER only to hear him call me a HOGSMOKINGKNOBGOBBLER back. Pet names are so damn cute when you're married

Singing in the rain. I love Gene Kelly. The man was a hot babe for his time

The overwhelming feeling I get when I hear OH CANADA being sung at GM place right before the puck is dropped and the playoffs begin. I actually cry

Being nasty to a cashier after she's pissed me off with her rude and obnoxious behavior for whatever her reasons are. I can't help it. I get angry and that's it. It's Potty Mouth time!

Reading the headlines on all the rag mags in the rack while in line at Walmart and then flipping through to sneak a read at why Brad is leaving Angelina alone with the kids AGAIN!

Rude and Beyond silly humor of movies like HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITECASTLE, GRANDMA'S BOY, 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN, AMERICAN PIE "BAND CAMP", EUROPTRIP and ACCEPTED. How can you not laugh when a 40 year old virgin gets his chest hairs waxed to impress a woman. Now that's FUNNY.

Watching DEBBIE does (whever she is) FAMILY BUSINESS, RED LIGHT DISTRICT and CATHOUSE. No I am not a sex maniac. I write romance so it's (uhhhh) research. Yeah... research that's it

Putting on the last shirt DH wore the night before just because the smell of his cologne is on it. I love the way he smells

KD. Nothing fancy added to it just good old fashioned Mac & Cheese.

Big Hats

Twizzlers (black)

Pop Tarts

Tuna Melts

Pez Dispensers

Crispy Cream donuts

Thong slippers

Washing my hair with the kids shampoo just so I can smell like bubble gum

Mrs Pacman and Donkey Kong

Stealing flowers from my neighbors bush to put on my table and then telling everyone DH bought them for me

Bell bottoms, ankle bracelets made of sea shells, collecting sand dollars, sand in my swim suit, my butterfly and hot heart massager, happy my husband has the disability of being able to forget everything, writing with a fluffy pen that lights up, Christmas plushies that sing and dance, playing with Hot Wheels, Cabbage Patch Kids and Care Bears

Sneaking into my kids rooms at night to lie down with them, smell them, hold them close, and cry because I feel old and so much time is going by so quickly and I hate that I can't protect them which turns into self pity for where my life is, which turns into what's wrong with me, and even further depresses me so much I spend the next four days at Oprah.com